Sally's Thought For The Day

[Guest jaime_lynn]

Sally dear,

You are such a kick! I love reading these. This is just my sick sense of humor!!!

Lots of Hugs!

Jaime Lynn

[Sally]

Here are two serious thoughts,

You can't change the people around you so change the people around you!

We are so often too busy doing the things that don't matter that we miss the things that do - follow your heart.

When you are down to the last m&m you are pretty much stuck with just an m.

I tried to be serious, I did the two as promised, but I just couldn't help myself.

Love ya,

Sally

[Sally]

Listen up out there!

Taps impatiently on inside of computer monitors across the playground!

When you are averaging less than one thought a week you need feedback!

Help me out here, I'm starving for attention! (Judging from my waistline, I'm not starving for anything else!)

Wiping finger prints from inside of monitor screens.

I do love you, all of you,

Socially Impoverished Sally

[Guest Donna Jean]

Sally said:

When you are down to the last m&m you are pretty much stuck with just an m.

Gee, Sally.....

My Aunt used to work in quality control for M&M's.....Yep!

But, she got fired.....

She was throwing out all of the W&W's.....lol lol

Donna Jean

[Guest Irielle]

Here's a thought -

Why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?

[Guest Zabrak]

Because English is derived from many languages and doesn't always make 100% sense?

[Guest Jackson]

When you are down to the last m&m you are pretty much stuck with just an m.

I hate it when I'm down to an m.

[Guest Evan_J]

I hate it when I'm down to an m.

(laughing) god help me...... **Throws Jackson the second m.

[Sally]

Well it's been a week and time for my thought for the day (I am a very slow but deep thinker - not Deep Thought, Kelly Ann).

I have decided that it is time to put a stop to apathy, if you would like to help let me know, whenever you feel like it - no rush.

I'll just be over here napping.

[Guest mia 1]

I'd love to respond to your thought, but I'll do it when and if I can get around to it. Too many things I have to do before that, but I can't remember what they are...

[Guest Donna Jean]

Hey, Sally..........

What's the difference between ignorence and apathy?

Well, I don't know and I don't care!

Donna Jean

[Guest Sarah Marie]

I'd love to respond to your thought, but I'll do it when and if I can get around to it. Too many things I have to do before that, but I can't remember what they are...

I agree. I feel like the following bit of doggerel applies to me:

A man has a little Liszt,

He doesn't know where it iszt,

He is sure it will be miszt.

(My dad loved this rhyming quip.)

[Guest mia 1]

O.K. Sally

Since you are our writer in residence......Sir Are You Speaking In the Past Tense?

Past Tents, Oh no we're way past that we're sleeping in Bungalows.

Who said that?

And in what movie?

[Sally]

Only in America is it better to finish last rather than second.

[Guest julia_d]

90% of statistics on the internet are fabrications or incorrect..

source google

If the world is round.. then where are those four corners?

[Sally]

"USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population." David Letterman

[Guest Naomi Stardust]

4 out of 5 agree

that the 5th one is an idiot

[Sally]

While we are bombarded by the media about the violence, hate and greed in the world, I am amazed to see the generousity and kindness that so many of us display each day.

Look around you when you go out each day, how many people do you see that are going about their own lifes without bothering anyone else.

When I was in college we had an all to rare snowstorm overnight and I had a rather steep hill to climb - the few sand trucks had not made it here yet.

The cars ahead of me had stopped on the traffic signal and were stuck - I have always been a kind hearted person so I got out of my car and went to the car at the top of the hill and started to push, two more men came to help.

We pushed nine cars up the hill and everyone had left when I got to my car and it was stuck in the snow - 1973 Camaros had no weight in the rear and traction was iffy in a slight dew.

I had helped everyone else and now I was stuck - perfect!

I looked up and one of the men that jhad helped push the other cars was approaching my car the other was sliding down behind me on the other side - they had walked back down the hill to help me - an act of kindness that I have remembered for thirty six years so far - I never knew their names but I can never forget the laughter and fun we shared pushing those cars - the sheer joy of helping and then to be helped - that's what life is about and what goes on every day but doesn't make the news.

Love for all,

Sally

[Sally]

I haven't thought for a while so my head doesn't hurt and I've been pretty happy, but gosh darn it - someone made me think and it has been such a downer!

I always try to find the bright side but sometimes I realize that it is impossible to see the bright side in total darkness!

Like finding a rainbow in a thunderstorm at night!

Sometimes I feeling I'm in living in a cave and not the pretty Carlsbad Caverns sort to cave but the small holes that Bears like to hibernate in.

I don't want to be hibernating!

I have spent so long in the caterpillar and chrysalis stages - I am ready to be a butterfly!

Why do there always have to be so many obstacles?

And why do I always have to worry so much about how others feel when it is my life?

Every time that I am forced tor re-evaluate my life I am more determined to transition than before.

Money may not be the root of all evils, but the lack of money can certainly prolong them!

"Those weren't funny at all, Sally!

We all come here for you to cheer us up!"

Well life is tough and then you die!

"Not what we were looking for!"

OK, Some people see the glass as half empty, others see it as half full and I just see it as dirty!

"Not going to accept that!"

Alright, If a plane crashes on the Canadian and United States border, on which side do you bury the survivors?

Neither you never bury the survivors! (They tend to fight back more than the others!)

If you build a square building and all four sides have a Southern exposure if a bear walks by, what color is it?

White (you're at the North Pole)

Can I go now?

Sally

[Guest Naomi Stardust]

I haven't thought for a while so my head doesn't hurt and I've been pretty happy, but gosh darn it - someone made me think and it has been such a downer!

I always try to find the bright side but sometimes I realize that it is impossible to see the bright side in total darkness!

what's wrong with darkness sometimes? the womb is a dark place, the inside of the chrysalis too

Like finding a rainbow in a thunderstorm at night!

i like thunderstorms, so does RainBird, beauty is simply a change of perspective sometimes

Sometimes I feeling I'm in living in a cave and not the pretty Carlsbad Caverns sort to cave but the small holes that Bears like to hibernate in.

I don't want to be hibernating!

then wake up, you are not a bear, you are a butterfly, and a beautiful one at that

I have spent so long in the caterpillar and chrysalis stages - I am ready to be a butterfly!

that's what all caterpillars say just before they emerge with wings

Why do there always have to be so many obstacles?

if there weren't you would never be strong enough to become who you are

And why do I always have to worry so much about how others feel when it is my life?

because you are a good caring person

Every time that I am forced tor re-evaluate my life I am more determined to transition than before.

good

Money may not be the root of all evils, but the lack of money can certainly prolong them!

"Those weren't funny at all, Sally!

We all come here for you to cheer us up!"

you don't have to be funny all the time, that's not what we come for, you just have to be yourself, that is why we are here

Well life is tough and then you die!

but so the F*** what, just because it's tough doesn't mean you can't enjoy the ride

"Not what we were looking for!"

OK, Some people see the glass as half empty, others see it as half full and I just see it as dirty!

ok that one is funny

"Not going to accept that!"

Alright, If a plane crashes on the Canadian and United States border, on which side do you bury the survivors?

Neither you never bury the survivors! (They tend to fight back more than the others!)

ha!

If you build a square building and all four sides have a Southern exposure if a bear walks by, what color is it?

White (you're at the North Pole)

Can I go now?

no, we won't let you

Sally

love you

Naomi

[Sally]

love you

Naomi

Thank you, Naomi,

I needed the response and the rainbow!

Love ya,

Sally

[Guest Naomi Stardust]

that reminds me

when i was a girl

i used to LOVE Rainbow Bright

anyone remember her?

[Sally]

that reminds me

when i was a girl

i used to LOVE Rainbow Bright

anyone remember her?

They tried to keep it out of the news but she was in a terrible limousine accident while leaving an awards program.

Sadly there was a little bit of brain damage so she is now known as Rainbow Dull!

A perfect example of VDH! (Very Dark Humor)

Love ya,

Sally

[Guest Elizabeth K]

"USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population." David Letterman

When I was a kid I once thought that half the people were male and the other female. Now I am not so sure.

But I guarantee that sterility is inherited! If your parents cannot have children, neither will you!

Lizzy

[Sally]

Well it's been a couple of weeks now time for another thought for the day.

I just sent a very similar thought to this one in a PM to Jacci, but I thought that we could all use this:

Enjoy today - there's plenty of time to worry later!

Love ya,

Sally