One Liners

[mara13]

D&D'rs don't have birthdays, they just gain a level!

[Guest Claire_H]

The one I live by

If at first you don;t succeed, hide all the evidence you ever tried.

love

Claire

xxxx

[Guest Kontessa]

ADULT - A person wh has stopped growing at both ends, and isnow gowing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR - A place where women go to curl up and dye.

CHICKENS - The only animal you eat before it's born, and after it is dead.

COMMITTEE - A body that counts the minutes and wastes hours.

DUST - Mud with juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST - Some who is me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF - Cold storage.

INFLATION - Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

RAISIN - A grape with sunburn.

SECRET - Something you tell one person at a time.

SKELETON - A bunch of bones with the body scapped off.

TOOTHACHE - The pain that drives you to extraction.

YAWN - An honest opinion openly expressed.

And the last one is one of my favorite ones'

WRINKLES - something other people have, simular to my character lines.

Smile and have a Great Day! Many hugs and best wishes to all!

Kontessa

[Guest]

Sex munje ago eye coutn't even spill enjuneer. No I are one.

[Guest Bellexia]

Why did the tauren chase the Draenei? Cause he was a little sexually arroused.

Terrible world of warcraft joke

[Guest Bellexia]

my joke was ruined. t-_-

[Guest Claire_H]

There are 10 types of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't

[Guest]

ROFLMAO @Claire

[Guest Bellexia]

ROFLMAO @Claire

Yeah she won.

[Guest Sarah21]

Elaine & Bert had a bitter quarrel on the day of their wedding anniversary.
Bert yelled, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever."

ELAINE replied, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.

[Guest Sarah21]

I know what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.