A trip to Rome

[April Marie]

A woman went to get her hair cut and told her stylist she and her husband were going to Rome. The stylist asked what airline they were flying and the woman replied "British Airways." The stylist told her that BA was the absolute worst - old planes, never on time and rude crews. She than asked where they would be staying in Rome. The woman replied "the Majestic Hotel." Her stylist frowned and told her that The Majestic was old, worn down and the food and service were horrible. Finally, the stylist asked if they had any special plans during the visit. The woman responded that they were going to have an audience with the Pope. The stylist laughed and said "You and 20,000 other people. They pack you in and the Pope just waves at you from a balcony." Dejected, the woman left.

 

Weeks later she returned to have her hair done again. The stylist asked if the woman had taken her trip. She said they had and that their airplane was brand new, and left 10 minutes early. It was crowded and they were upgraded to first class and the attendants never let her champagne glass get empty. The stylist asked about the hotel and the woman said The Majestic had just gone through a multi-million dollar renovation, that everything was bright, clean and new and that it had been over-booked so they were upgraded to the Presidential Suite. Exasperated, the stylist said "Well, I'm sure your audience with the Pope was a mass of people." The woman responded that she was right but that the Pope always liked to make a personal connection with people and she and her husband were singled out and taken to a private room where they had a personal audience with the Pope. The stylist was flabbergasted and asked "What did the Pope say to you???!!"" The woman responded "Has asked me who gave me that awful haircut?"

[Jani]

Good one!!!

[KathyLauren]

Hahaha! 

[Charlize]

Thanks for the giggle!

 

Hugs,

 

Charlize

[atlantis63]

the smile I needed today. thanks.