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[Guest Sam_P]

*mind goes in gutter*

Your mind ends up in the gutter talking about inertial dampeners? Either you're really talented at that or I'm far too innocent to get the link! Someone else provide a third opinion?

[Guest HashBrown]

Sam P you made the 1,000th post on here

[Guest Cowboy]

Your mind ends up in the gutter talking about inertial dampeners? Either you're really talented at that or I'm far too innocent to get the link! Someone else provide a third opinion?

3rd opinion:

I was wonderin that myself. Hmm, i think its talent. *nods*

[Guest Evan_J]

wow. boy am i confused.

*thinks to self: i knew i shouldnta slept through those high school spanish classes.*

and hey, race dont matter. we all bleed red in the end anyway. (unless ur a zombie, or alien, or another creature that plans to take over the world)

*thinks to self: hope these guys know im not another shallow minded redneck from the backwoods, im just a good ol country boy.*

*takes a drink from glass, then grabs cigar box and picks a cuban*looks at even offering him cigar box*: Cigar bro?

**See's cowboy lookin nervous and innebriated and is tryin not to crack up cuz he knows he's razzin him**

**wonders if he can signal the others to speak in a phony other language and convince him its the effect of the drink**

[Guest My_Genesis]

Your mind ends up in the gutter talking about inertial dampeners? Either you're really talented at that or I'm far too innocent to get the link! Someone else provide a third opinion?

prevent people being thrown from their seats in an undignified manner

and

and materials breaking apart (unless that looks cool)

....

either way lol - you made post #1,000 and page 51! We should throw a party!

[Guest Evan_J]

*mind goes in gutter*

It's that he placed at the top of his class in AP Perv

[Guest HashBrown]

and

....

either way lol - you made post #1,000 and page 51! We should throw a party!

ZOMG!!! CONFETTI!!! (No sadly I am not as hyper as I seem... )

[Guest Sam_P]

and

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either way lol - you made post #1,000 and page 51! We should throw a party!

Isn't it one long party in here?

*toasts to the party*

Any chance we're the longest thread on the forum yet?

[Guest HashBrown]

Isn't it one long party in here?

*toasts to the party*

Any chance we're the longest thread on the forum yet?

It is isn't it? Woot to the big party in here!!!!

I dunno.

[Guest Cowboy]

i seen that dang confetti and thought i was seein stuff for a sec. i got all dizzy and what not. lol

*looks at beer then begins to wonder if hes had one to many or if his drinks are makin his mind play tricks on him*

*snaps out of thought*

well if we're havin a party, we need good music and girls.

[Guest My_Genesis]

It's that he placed at the top of his class in AP Perv

That I did

[Guest My_Genesis]

i seen that dang confetti and thought i was seein stuff for a sec. i got all dizzy and what not. lol

*looks at beer then begins to wonder if hes had one to many or if his drinks are makin his mind play tricks on him*

*snaps out of thought*

well if we're havin a party, we need good music and girls.

I can give you both

(don't you wish you were those guys...)

Welcome to the world of rock music with female leads.

[Guest HashBrown]

I can give you both

(don't you wish you were those guys...)

Welcome to the world of rock music with female leads.

:o :o :o :o :o

[Guest My_Genesis]

:o :o :o :o :o

whatcha tryin to say there boy? lol

[Guest Cowboy]

I can give you both

(don't you wish you were those guys...)

Welcome to the world of rock music with female leads.

and for that my friend, your next round of drinks is on me. lol.

[Guest HashBrown]

whatcha tryin to say there boy? lol

I don't know... Just um.... Wow...?

[Guest My_Genesis]

and for that my friend, your next round of drinks is on me. lol.

why thank you

quality girls are beautiful when fully clothed.

[Guest Evan_J]

(don't you wish you were those guys...)

<<Can't even think for a while. ***drool, drool, drool

<<doesn't even register the guys in the photo.

<<eventually registers em enough to think its good they're there- somthin for guys who like guys

***goes back to drool drool droolin

Screw his next round , he can have the whole bottle !

[Guest HashBrown]

<<Can't even think for a while. ***drool, drool, drool

<<doesn't even register the guys in the photo.

<<eventually registers em enough to think its good they're there- somthin for guys who like guys

***goes back to drool drool droolin

Screw his next round , he can have the whole bottle !

HAHA xD Pooor Evan

[Guest AngelChild]

How is everyone??

[JJ]

Well I came in to pat you on te back Evan for that 1,000th post and I find ya'll knee deep in women!

No wonder there's been 1,000 posts!

[Guest Pól]

There were guys in those photos?

*goes back for a fourth look*

No. I'm too distracted for that to register.

[Guest HashBrown]

How is everyone??

I am good. How you?

There were guys in those photos?

*goes back for a fourth look*

No. I'm too distracted for that to register.

Silly Pól!!

[Guest AngelChild]

I am good. How you?

Silly Pól!!

depressed..but for some reason still breathing

[Guest HashBrown]

depressed..but for some reason still breathing

Good I am glad that you are still breathing. I understand the depression thing. If you ever need to you can PM me any time. *huggles*