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Guest Elizabeth K

Jeff Foxworthy is NOT trans as far as I know. The jokes 'You might be a redneck if..." have started a new way of saying the obvious in a humorous way.

I was thinking on this this past weekend.

"You might be trans if... you get both a Father's Day card AND a Mother's Day card from your kids."

Lot of other examples I know - but I want to just throw this out and see what happems.

[grin]

Lizzy

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You might be trans if you and your wife fight over who gets to look at the new Spiegel catalogue first.

Carolyn

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Guest Donna Jean

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You might be Trans if you wear a bra and panties under your bomber jacket and flight suit...

(hey......wait a minute......)

Donna Jean

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Guest Elizabeth K

You might be trans if you have a 'guy' closet and a 'girl' closet - and you might be MTF if you rarely use your 'guy' closet anymore.

Lizzy

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Guest NatashaJade

You know you might be a transwoman if you look at an attractive woman walking by and ask yourself if you could make what she's wearing look good.

luv

Gin

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Guest i is Sam :-)

You know you might be trans if you hide in the bathroom with the victoria's secret catalog, and look at the cute dresses.

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Guest NatashaJade

You might Trans if you take the COGIATI 18 times until it finally agrees that you ARE A WOMAN, Dang it!

Donna Jean

:lol: :lol: :lol:

You know you might be trans if you know what the COGIATI is...

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Guest i is Sam :-)

You might Trans if you take the COGIATI 18 times until it finally agrees that you ARE A WOMAN, Dang it!

ROFL!! Transgenderist my butt!

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Guest Jewel

Okay... for when you’re still in denial about being trans, there’s...

If your buddy takes you to a strip club and says, “Wow, look at the rack on that girl!” but you’re thinking, “Wow, cute shoes!”, you might be a trans woman.

Then... for when you’re post-op, there’s

If your girlfriend asks you how that new strap-on you’re wearing makes you feel, and you answer, “Nostalgic,” you might be a trans woman.

Or...

If you’re at the mechanic’s and every time he says something about “fixing your broken tranny," you want to giggle, you might be trans.

And finally there’s...

If a young Amish guy knocks you up while you’re out gardening, you might be a... Donna Jean?
:lol:
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Guest Donna Jean

And finally there’s...

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If a young Amish guy knocks you up while you’re out gardening, you might be a... Donna Jean?

:lol:

BAD GIRL! BAD JEWEL! NO BISCUIT!!!

lol.....

LOVE

Donna Jean

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Guest chngnwnd

You might be trans if one of your students asks you why you are acting like a woman and your first instinct is to thank him for noticing.

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Guest KellyKat

You know you might be trans if...

You pick up a pair of jeans and wonder if your butt will look to big in them.

You have more fashion sense than your mother and sisters combined.

You have as many bookmarks on Ebay Fashions as you do on Ebay Motors.

Your 5 O'clock shadow is'nt always on your face.

The guys at work ask if you shave your arms (this acctually happened - Yikes! :blush:)

You go to the doctors office and pick up Ladies Home Journal and not Sports Illustrated.

You spend more time at Laura's than you ever did watching wrestling.

You look at the women walking around Wal-Mart, and know you can present better than that.

You spend more time removing mascara before work, than you spend time time cleaning the grease under your nails when you get home.

You have to pick a new name because your parents choose one for the 'wrong' gender.

Luv Kat :)

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Guest Donna Jean

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You might be Trans if you don't know what C.O.D, FBI and UPS are...

But you DO know what WPATH, SOC AND HRT are!

Donna Jean

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You might be trans if your cisgender daughter says with a grin "Thanks Mom for providing me with a strong male role model" after finally figuring out why she's so masculine sometimes

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