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Guest My_Genesis

If you type an L into your address bar and it defaults to Laura's, you might be trans.

That's a good one! lol my browser:

"g" --> Google

"f" --> Facebook

"y" --> YouTube

"l" --> Laura's.

wonder if that's true for all of us. haha.

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Guest Micha

You might be a trans chatter if in the back of your mind you hear a "beep" after someone calls your name.

You might be trans if you dreamed you were posting on Laura's last night

In my dream las' night my given name was actually Micha. ^_^ I was sooooo happy to be called that.

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If you look around and and see a touch football game starting up and you cannot decide if you want to be a tight end or a cheer leader - you might be trans.

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Guest Elizabeth K

You might be trans if you are out with another T-Girl and neither one of you knows who is supposed to go through the door first?

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Guest Steven22

Alright I gotta take a swing at one of these,

If your buying a bottle of wine and the cashier asks you for your ID, looks at it and says "well you have updated this a while" You area mildly shocked and ask "why do you say that?", and he replies "because you look noticeably different. Must be a high school picture" and the picture was taken late February and you started HRT in early march a whole 3 months and 3 weeks ago.

True story, and I was coming back from a GT appointment which we conversed on (ironically) how things change and are changing.

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You might be trans if you secretly drink out of the carton and scold everyone else not to do it

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Guest Naomi Stardust

okay...

you might be trans if someone asks how you got that scratch on your arm and you say I cut myself shaving

you might be trans if your friends keep asking you what the MTF part of your email address means and you are disapointed that it isn't obvious

you may be trans if an ex-girlfriend sighs and says, why is it that all the good men want to be women

you might be trans if you spend 45 minutes in the bathroom shaving and then notice you forgot your face

you just might be trans if both your sister n law and your GT complain that your hair is longer than theirs and looks better

you might be trans if in male mode you are leaving the mens room and bump into a guy just entering who apologizes to you then goes to the other door and suddenly looks very confused before staring after you and returning to the first door

you just might possibly be trans if you have a bookmark folder titled trans that is subdivided into hrt electro GT and CD tips folders

you may be trans if you are in a writing workshop and the facilitator says to divide the room by sending the men to one side and the women to the other and you have no clue which way to go and then suddenly you realize that you are the only one left in the center of the room and everyone is looking at you

and you know for sure you are mtf trans when you then make a bee line to the women's side

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Guest sarah f

I like that last part Naomi about which side of the room you go to.

You might be trans if you can shave your legs in less than 5 minutes.

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Guest Cynthia Of Creation

You might be trans if you continue to try and lose weight so you can fit into a size 6 dress.

Lol that why its nice having a female sibling.

YOu might be trans if you wear thigh high boots.

"ok knee highs but i was 5years old so Thigh high on me" :lol:

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Guest Micha
you might be trans if in male mode you are leaving the mens room and bump into a guy just entering who apologizes to you then goes to the other door and suddenly looks very confused before staring after you and returning to the first door

:lol: Wicked awesome!

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Guest Elizabeth K

You might be trans if your personal cell phone rings and you use the wrong gender voice to answer

or worse - you aren't sure WHICH voice to use...

Lizzy

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Guest Lizzie McTrucker

You might be Trans if the first thing you look at when you see another woman is her shoes.

You might be Trans if you hold back a compliment because you're not 100% sure if another woman would say it.

You might be Trans if someone holds the door open for you and you do you best feminine "thank you" only to realize you're not in girl mode today.

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You might be trans if you feel like you're riding an unfamiliar rollercoaster many days of your life.

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Guest KellyKat

You might be trans if ...

You have a guy mode (and were born male).

Your wearing your girl jeans in male mode - because you have nothing else nice to wear.

You wear your girl jeans but really wish you could grab a skirt instead.

Luv Kat :)

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You might be trans if you returned your gift nightgown for Craftsman tools.

You might be trans if you show your husband how to remodel your house

You might be trans if you have two birthdays and it's the second one that counts

You might be trans if the phrases "gender identity" and "true self" a regular part of your vocabulary

and

You might be trans if you have friends of every age, from every part of the country, that you can really connect with every day

And you might be trans if those people know what's in your closet and more about you than your therapist

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Guest Elizabeth K

You might be trans if you have the most wonderful friends on earth, who understand you and help you through the dark times, and share with you the good times - and you haven't even met most of them in person.

Lizzy

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Guest sarah f

You might be trans if you have the most wonderful friends on earth, who understand you and help you through the dark times, and share with you the good times - and you haven't even met most of them in person.

Lizzy

This so true Lizzy. I have only met Sally but I have received so much love from everyone. That is why Laura's is the best.

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Guest Sam_P

You might be trans if every time you see a 'trans*something*' lorry it takes you a moment to realise that there's another meaning to the word and we're not mobilising the trans-army against the latest naysayer.

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Guest Lizzie McTrucker

You might be Trans if the first thing you look at when you see another woman is her shoes.

You might be Trans if you hold back a compliment because you're not 100% sure if another woman would say it.

You might be Trans if someone holds the door open for you and you do you best feminine "thank you" only to realize you're not in girl mode today.

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You might be trans if you have the most wonderful friends on earth, who understand you and help you through the dark times, and share with you the good times - and you haven't even met most of them in person.

Lizzy

You know you're trans when Lizzy makes you cry on a daily basis. Keep it up Lizzy-I'm beginning to like to cry!

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