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You might be MTF trans if you suddenly decide that although showers are quicker, a hot soaking thirty minute tub bath is heavenly. {Err....Jus' trying those bath salts your girlfriend gave ya for Christmams - Hon...}

You might be FTM trans if you find washing with MOJO really gets you cleaner and removes the motor oil from under your nails {Save money - do it yourself!}

You might be MTF trans if your friends ask to use the bathroom and you forgot your makeup is all over the counter and tissues with blotted lipstick in the trash recepticle {Errr.... My sister makes such a mess! Ummm....}

You might be FTM trans if your girlfriend starts complaining about you leaving the toilet seat up. {jus' trying out that STP thing out dawlin'}

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Guest Cowboy

Lol i like a lot of these. :D

Mine-

You might be trans if your step-dad hates you because you are more masculine than he is.

...And that is the truth. We hateeeee each other. Its only the mutual agreement to tolerate each other for my mom's sake that keeps us from going at it.

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Guest Lee-Asher Geo-James

You know you may be trans if you would rather be Laura's when you should really be in bed.

You know you may be trans if you are constantly checking Laura's to see if there are any new posts. :rolleyes: I am so guilty of this. I contantly hit "view new posts" :lol:

That's a good one! lol my browser:

"g" --> Google

"f" --> Facebook

"y" --> YouTube

"l" --> Laura's.

wonder if that's true for all of us. haha.

Umm.... I opened a new tab... And it's the same for me :lol:

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Guest Donna Jean

You May be MTF Trans if you get Ma'am'd as you walk up to the teller in the bank and then have to show an old male ID to cash a check .......

Dang!

Donna Jean

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Guest Micha

:lol: Bugger!

You know you may be trans if you are constantly checking Laura's to see if there are any new posts. :rolleyes: I am so guilty of this. I contantly hit "view new posts" :lol:

Ch'ya, me too. :blush:

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Guest Lee-Asher Geo-James

:lol: Bugger!

Ch'ya, me too. :blush:

I can't help it!!!

You know you're trans when someone calls you the wrong pronoun and you correct them without thinking about it.

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Guest sarah f

You might be trans if you start singing to Jesus Take The Wheel at the grocery store in your female voice and people start to stare at you before you realize why.

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Guest Naomi Stardust

you might be trans if when you catch the title of a TV show that is something like the trans-something and watch it for a while and get disappointed that there is no cross dressing..

...you might be trans if you use the term CD and are not talking about compact disks or finances

you might be trans if you have his and hers closets and they are both yours

:D you might be MTF trans ;) you use four or more smilies in a single post :lol::P

:banghead: dang! I forgot the other one... oh well :rolleyes: ...

oh yeah... you might be trans if you find yourself staring at some form for an hour debating how to answer the m or f question

you might be trans if while making fun of your new jacket and earrings your brother suggests you get a matching purse for the jacket, but he does not know you already have one

you might be trans if you reply to this post

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Guest Lee-Asher Geo-James

You might be trans if you say PM (personal message) instead of IM (instant message)... I did this like 3 minutes ago... Silly Laura's :P

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Guest Natalie Bradford

you might be trans if you've ever watched anime and been jealous that some of the characters can pass so much easier that you (Ouran High School Host Club ftw)

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Guest praisedbeherhooves

You might be trans if after working hard and exercising to get thinner, you succeed, but you lost it all of your waist and not your breasts or hips... and you are unhappy with this.

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Guest ZimZim

You might be an MTF if your medication gives you ED and you think that's awesome >_>

And you might be an MTF if you insist that what you're carrying is a PURSE and not a handbag, murse, man purse, satchel, etc.

Guilty of both! ;p

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That's a good one! lol my browser:

"g" --> Google

"f" --> Facebook

"y" --> YouTube

"l" --> Laura's.

wonder if that's true for all of us. haha.

Lol, mine is still LLLreptiles, but Laura's is already second and I just found this site yesterday. Though I somewhat worry about it comming up on google chrome... since it shows you your 8 most visited sites... o_o And I already know that I can't seem to keep any secrets in this house of girls that use my laptop when I leave it in the living room (which is why I purposely leave my OLD laptop out even though I don't use it these days).

you might be trans if you've ever watched anime and been jealous that some of the characters can pass so much easier that you (Ouran High School Host Club ftw)

And this! I am so jealous of Haruhi.

And... you might be transgender if your friends look at the guys in GQ because they think they're hot, and you look at the guys in GQ because you want their clothes.

And you might be transgender if you had to add "transgender" to your google chrome spell checking dictionary.

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