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If we're getting re-married, you are never going into such a dangerous profession.

Why don't you be a florist.

Or a stay-at-home trophy husband.

Or better yet, don't move, or do anything that can hurt you.

You can fulfill your wrestling dreams with the dog.

....a florist? I don't know anything about flowers. 'Cept that I'm supposed to buy you some pretty ones when we go on a date lol.

Staying at home is boring. Where is the adventure in sitting on the couch?

....and uhhh.... the only thing rex wrestles is the cat.... blink.gif

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You two be sure to send us all wedding invitations! I'll open the pool house and we'll have a reception to remember if you want. Or just throw a congratulations party.

Maria -I hate to tell you but I heard in Georgia they wrestle gators-and then there was that shark awhile back. I think you have your work cut out for you here dear. A cowboy is a cowboy!

:D

John

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Maria sweety can we talk a minute? Come over here and we can whisper ...

He's really cute so you should grab him while you can. We can work on training him later.

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I had a Vegemite sandwich...........once, like Donna Jean - it gave me a much greater appreciation of both Peanut butter and the other Aussie delicacy - the steak pie!

kendalls-plate-steak-pie.jpg

Love ya,

Sally

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Maria sweety can we talk a minute? Come over here and we can whisper ...

He's really cute so you should grab him while you can. We can work on training him later.

I heard thatttttt tongue.gif

and wait... why do I have to be "trained"? ...

*thinks to self: oh no. blink.gif*

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Now look what ya'll have done! Women!!

Andrew wait up a minute-it wasn't poor Maria who was talking about training-it was those other women. They're just jealous Maria is the one you are marryin". She was just being all female and wanting her man safe. Doesn't mean anything. It was the cowboy she liked in the first place not a florist-it's kinda sweet she's worryin' about you.

(Psst-listen up son-you make em think they got you trained. Do little stuff and agree with them but basically just go your own way anyway. It's really the same with all those women. They like you cause your manly and set about changing it as soon as the rings in your nose-uh I mean on your finger)

Now you ladies be nice and don't come between this nice young couple anymore!

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And in the very strange coincidence category, I just got home about 11:30 last night from Florida, and guess what was waiting for me when I walked in the door?

DSC06389-1-1.jpg

(wanted to block the senders address in a crude, quick way :) )

So...crisp inch thick stacks of $1000 bills for the reception???

Kim

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Now look what ya'll have done! Women!!

Andrew wait up a minute-it wasn't poor Maria who was talking about training-it was those other women. They're just jealous Maria is the one you are marryin". She was just being all female and wanting her man safe. Doesn't mean anything. It was the cowboy she liked in the first place not a florist-it's kinda sweet she's worryin' about you.

(Psst-listen up son-you make em think they got you trained. Do little stuff and agree with them but basically just go your own way anyway. It's really the same with all those women. They like you cause your manly and set about changing it as soon as the rings in your nose-uh I mean on your finger)

Now you ladies be nice and don't come between this nice young couple anymore!

thanks for the back-up JJ! ,,,and the tip wink.gif

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If I mention an unsatisfied craving for Walker's Steak Crisps and Walker's Shrimp crisps you think any will arrive in my mail?

:lol:

Actually that is very funny Kim. Enjoy!

John

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And in the very strange coincidence category, I just got home about 11:30 last night from Florida, and guess what was waiting for me when I walked in the door?

DSC06389-1-1.jpg

(wanted to block the senders address in a crude, quick way :) )

So...crisp inch thick stacks of $1000 bills for the reception???

Kim

OMG, Kim......

Just one question.......

WHY?

Dee Jay

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Guest KimberlyF

OMG, Kim......

Just one question.......

WHY?

Dee Jay

My wife's had a pen pal from Australia for decades and they exchange candy and other odd stuff a few times a year.

Australia has some candy that my oldest says tastes like fabric softener :) They have a ton of things that are musk flavored. Just in case one is thinking of hooking up with one, they should know what they're getting into :)

http://www.candyblog.net/blog/item/lifesaver_musk/

Kim

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Someone remember to feed the Dingos!

They are wild enough now but if they are hungry.......

I don't want them bothering my pet Koala.

Will someone shut up that Kookaburra?

You are right it is getting right Aussie upped in here, Sheila!

Let's make a run to Antarctica and feed the penguins.

Love ya,

Sally

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Steve Irwin + the Florida Gators = total WIN.

I really miss the ol' croc hunter. Every time I think of Australia I can't help but think of him and "by crikey!"
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I just feel sorry for Bindi. Watching her show with my granddaughter was just sad. It wasn't handled in a way that was healthy for her.

Gotta say Steve lived his life full tilt for sure.

Seems to be a common Aussie virtue to me.

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