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Ooooooooh DeeJay-you can raise my sails any day........but hold.......is that a cat o' nine tails I spy in your dainty and// gives a whole new complexion to that luscious look you're sporting my beauty. Come let me swash your buckle if that be your pleasure.

I thought it was our fair Lizzy who was the lady of the whip.

First we need a rousing Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.. to get our voyage under way.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

'Tis a cat o' nine tails that I hold!

Lizzy taught me well!

Now....you men put some back into hoisting those sails.....*CRACK*

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*shows up on ship with duffel bag full of clothes and fishin poles. Dressed in a tank top, board shorts, work boots and a pirate hat*

*Singing garth brooks' 2 pina coladas*: "Let's set sail with Captin Morgan

And never leave dry land!!

Troubles I forgot 'em

I buried 'em in the sand

So bring me two pina coladas

She said good-bye to her good timin' man"

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oh uh hey yall.

sorry bout the boots.

seems like ive lost my flip flops as well.

Hey Channing -you arrived while I was addressing the crew!

Stow your gear below decks, and grab your grogg-be sure to sign te ships articles and.

Keep up that sea chanty-I do believe Captian Morgan awaits our pleasure in our grogg.

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Stow your gear below decks, and grab your grogg-be sure to sign te ships articles

done did captain :)

Now....you men put some back into hoisting those sails.....*CRACK*

*walks over to the anchors and acts pre-occupied*

:lol:

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Well, I love to sail, I have even had a trip on one of the America's Cup ships and of course a nice cruise on Marlin Brando's yacth - he wasn't on board at the time.

So show me a star and I'll set our course for a desert Isle that I happen to know and we can have the lagoon to ourselves for an evening swim.

Love ya,

Sally - First Mate (Not trying to be too pushy)

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Sally-you have the helm!!

And I had saved first mate for you.

Sarah-I can practically guarantee you will be walking te plant when we reach Sally's destination

Opal-you look good in everything hum. Grab a tankard and catch up while our stalwart Sally-who can look stunning and steer a mean course at te same yime-takes the helm.

Would anyone like lessons in swinging a cutlass?

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Swinging a Cutlass - you must be strong to swing an Oldsmobile around!

Just showing my age.

Sarah, you may walk the plank but I will give you the option of having your hands tied behind your back (it is traditional) or untied - your choice.

The weather is calm and the skies are clear, just enough wind to fill our sails, a following wind - a wonderful night for a sail and a swim.

Love ya,

Sally

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I will do hands tied behind the back if Evan will save me. That would be amazing to be saved by him. I can just see it right now. He runs and jumps into the water pulling me back up to the surface in his muscular arms. Oh Evan you are my hero.

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Sally-you have the helm!!

Would anyone like lessons in swinging a cutlass?

Yes! I would!

Here....someone hold my cat-o-nine tails......

Dee Jay

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Yes! I would!

Here....someone hold my cat-o-nine tails......

Dee Jay

Okay!!

First you just stand right there with the cutlass in your hands..........

*Walks behind Dee Jay signaling with head to person w/ cat-o'-nine-tails to take it AWAY*

Then I put my arms around you like this *Grin*.......then we swing the cutlass back & forth till you get the rythym of the swing................It'll take quite a few swings...................

*Big Happy Smile*

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* mutters to herself *

"What exactly did Sarah mean, 'Oh Opal it will be FUN walking the plank!' ???!!!" :blink:

"Well, here I am now, under heavy guard, and someone has even painted a mustache "

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You've almost got it now Dee Jay-snuggle just a little closer. You need to swing from the hips to get it just

Opal-what have you been giving that poor parrot to drink????????!!!

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"Poor Pink-a-Boo fainted!"

Fainted my left hind leg-that poor parrot is flat out snockered! Naughty Opal!!

Sally will we be be dropping anchor soon? Too much more grogg and Opal and Sarah won't walk the plank-they'll stagger it-and we'll need to find a brad beam instead of a plank.

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Okay Dee Jay -lets see what you and Nikki learned learned-winner gets to go first on the island !

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Okay Dee Jay -lets see what you and Nikki learned learned-winner gets to go first on the island !

And loser gets to nurse her wounds?

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I will do hands tied behind the back if Evan will save me. That would be amazing to be saved by him. I can just see it right now. He runs and jumps into the water pulling me back up to the surface in his muscular arms. Oh Evan you are my hero.

You sure you're not meaning to say "Stranded"? He said he "kinda got buff accidentally" the other day. Though I'm sure you can make due with Evan's arms if Stranded is still drowning in work :P

Also, JJ, the parrot is just testing to make sure the grog is still decent ... sort of like a pirate's canary, though it may need one or two more tastes, just to be absolutely certain.

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Oh, no. I'll do that !

*grin* How much harm can a rubber cutlass do? We only duel with safety approved RG13 rubber cutlasses.

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You sure you're not meaning to say "Stranded"? He said he "kinda got buff accidentally" the other day. Though I'm sure you can make due with Evan's arms if Stranded is still drowning in work :P

Also, JJ, the parrot is just testing to make sure the grog is still decent ... sort of like a pirate's canary, though it may need one or two more tastes, just to be absolutely certain.

Ahoy matey!

Missed that whole parrot grogg thing in Pirate 101-thanks for cluing me in!

Any other bits of pirate lore I may be missing?

Duck!! Those girls are getting wild with those rubber cutlasses!

Did I not know the deep affection they hold for their bold Captain I would suspect that last swing was meant for me!!

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Ahoy matey!

Missed that whole parrot grogg thing in Pirate 101-thanks for cluing me in!

Any other bits of pirate lore I may be missing?

Duck!! Those girls are getting wild with those rubber cutlasses!

Did I not know the deep affection they hold for their bold Captain I would suspect that last swing was meant for me!!

wahhHAHHHAHAHahah!!! *continues epic fight spanning the entire ship*

hugs, Nikki

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Ahoy matey!

Missed that whole parrot grogg thing in Pirate 101-thanks for cluing me in!

Any other bits of pirate lore I may be missing?

Duck!! Those girls are getting wild with those rubber cutlasses!

Did I not know the deep affection they hold for their bold Captain I would suspect that last swing was meant for me!!

There are so many naughty ways to interpret this that I'm just sitting here snickering. :D

I'll be cleaning and reloading my blunderbuss about now (very effective against the rubber cutlass).

Pirate lore? I dunno ...just really bad eggs.

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