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Guest Nikki A

There are so many naughty ways to interpret this that I'm just sitting here snickering. :D

I'll be cleaning and reloading my blunderbuss about now (very effective against the rubber cutlass).

Pirate lore? I dunno ...just really bad eggs.

HEY! i didn't even think of anything near naughty till u brought it up! *drops cutlass and goes to get a sandwich*

hugs, Nikki

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OK, Everybody, were here - wasn't it worth the wait?

The pure white sands outlining the Azure Lagoon, with a reflection of the moon playing across its calm surface in the cool breeze of a tropical night.

We are anchored so it is safe to swim, except of course you do not know how.

Sarah, Sweetheart - swimming is so much easier without your hands tied behind your back.

Dee Jay!

Be careful with that rubber cutlass - you almost cut our imaginary anchor chain - and at this point we are pretty much just hanging by a thread as it is.

Whose drunk parrot is this eating all of crackers?

I wouldn't mind so much if they were not covered with Beluga Caviar, oh well I always have cookies to spare.

Love ya,

Sally

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"Avast!! Avast!! "screams the green parrot with the mad glint in it's eye sitting on JJ's shoulder

Fainted my left hind leg-that poor parrot is flat out snockered! Naughty Opal!

" For Your Information, Pink-a-Boo Fainted When That Mad Parrot of Yours Screemed Out!!!!

* Suddenly realizes that arguing with a Pirate Captain is probably not the smartest thing one should do * :blink:

(( Nice to see all the activity here on this thread today !!! :) ))

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Hey everybody-JJ's back-I got tossed overboard by a rougue wave and ad to swim ashore amid sharks-but I'm back now!

So Sally-are we sailing bacl soon or continuing to frolic on the island?

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We can set sail as the tide goes out tonight but don't expect to get back right away, after all of the activities on the island and at your pool before hand I think that a couple of days sailing would be in order to bring everyone to just the right mood for a mellow weekend in Miami, but you may have to do all of the night clubbing without me, I am going to looking for David Caruso.

Love ya,

Sally

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Sounds good! I'm a weebit lonley for te crew after 2 days away and a wee bit tired from my swim.

I'll leave the sail in your competent hands.

Love

JJ

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Hey everybody-JJ's back-I got tossed overboard by a rougue wave and ad to swim ashore amid sharks-but I'm back now!

Ah, that's where the compass went! :lol: Welcome back Sharkbait!

Now where's the rum!

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It's rum punch and a deck chair under the stars for me tonight!

Did you ever try to fend off a shark with a rubber cutlass? I grabbed the wrong one on my way overboard. That shark would have had me for sure if it hadn't of been laughing so hard when I whacked it with the rubber cutlass.

Breaks a man's heart that does!

Won't someone come console me??

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Ahhh. Thank you Micha.

It's a grand night for sitting under the stars!

Do you perchance have plans for that cutlass??

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Morning crew-nothing like a sweet sleep under the stars to refresh the spirit-and well............I'll just leave it at that

I've had an idea! Wen we get back why don't we take my starship and go exploring? I've been offered commissions for all in Starfleet.

for those not familiar with the fleet we can quickly get you up to speed-but just tink of all those planets and aliens and food dispensers and we can design our uniforms within parameters. i think there's even a pool as well as 10 Forward and all those holodecks where every fantasy can be fullfilled

So let me know what you think so I can get the ship all fitted out and christened. We need a name for her. It will be her maiden voyage.

Maybe we can dock at DS9( and even meet the Enterprise along the way!

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I wanna go! Pwease? Um I have waffles. OOOO I can be a cook there! Wait do they need cooks? I forget.

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Morning crew-nothing like a sweet sleep under the stars to refresh the spirit-and well............I'll just leave it at that

I've had an idea! Wen we get back why don't we take my starship and go exploring? I've been offered commissions for all in Starfleet.

for those not familiar with the fleet we can quickly get you up to speed-but just tink of all those planets and aliens and food dispensers and we can design our uniforms within parameters. i think there's even a pool as well as 10 Forward and all those holodecks where every fantasy can be fullfilled

So let me know what you think so I can get the ship all fitted out and christened. We need a name for her. It will be her maiden voyage.

Maybe we can dock at DS9( and even meet the Enterprise along the way!

As long as I get to be a senior officer - Lead Engineer...

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"Anything to be let out of this brig! Wait a second....Does this starship have a plank?????"

It's called a launch tube!:)

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Oh goodie!

I'm on board...I have to go find something nice to wear, though....

Donna Jean

You have free rein-I've never seen chainmaille on a starship but you might start a whole new trend if your fancy turns that way!

That bikini just IS you!

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I wanna go! Pwease? Um I have waffles. OOOO I can be a cook there! Wait do they need cooks? I forget.

Well, we have replicators but I'm sure we can find something for your unique skills!

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As long as I get to be a senior officer - Lead Engineer...

We happen to be in dire need of a lead engineer and will be pleased to welcome you aboard. An experienced officer is essential on a shakedown cruise!

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Woot space travel and awesomeness here I come! Just need to gather my fireworks for amusement :3

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"Anything to be let out of this brig! Wait a second....Does this starship have a plank?????"

It's called a launch tube!:)

" Oh! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I am sooo relieved to be let out of that musty brig! "

* Makes note to self *

* 1 - No arguing with the Captain

* 2 - Avoid things called 'Launch Tubes'

* 3 - Avoid wearing red tops from Supply that have phaser blast marks on them

* Finds viewscreen to figure out what is fashionable in the.... "What Century is this again?"

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[This is my third try. My wonderful computer (in WORD) has dumped me twice totally erasing my work!. So much for that theory work in Word instead of in reply at Lauras. But this is so witty and cleaver a posting I cannot deny the world the privilege of reading it - so let me reconstruct what I can!]

Dear Sir or Maam or Other:

Please consider this as a formal application for consideration for member of the executive crew.

Please consider assigning me as Executive Counselor please see Advanced Degree - attached

[My score in ExoBiomental Processes was .08% higher than my cousin Deanna Troi, University of Texas at Alpha Centuri. She is my mothers first cousins daughter we favor one another a bit, although her father is Luna-Sicialian.]

And as Class II Medical Technician please see Associate Degree - attached

I also have Comp Skills please see marriage license of friend - attached

[You may also want to consider my confidant and best A.I. friend FORTRAN was romantically involved with DATA until C3PO swept her off her peds. Its rumored their LOVE CHILD is a crew member on the new ship (my godchild). So I want so much to be there too! Otherwise, select option 'OOPS 13' at your own risk - I know what it does and why it was never shown in the training manual diagrams!]

Please see my attached StarService Log and my Resume.

[The RED FLAG stamped alert about my Space Piracy SteamPunk history is highly exaggerated and I would like to speak to someone about that in PRIVATE! The loss of 32 private registry ships was my consorts responsibility, as the attached parole registry confirms. And the accidental scuttling of a Starfleet Beta Class Transport was a mistake, and in any case, we should not have been held accountable for a test ship, no matter how experimentally significant the botcrew.]

Please note: I have changed slightly from the attached OFFICIAL ID Graphics and Ratings.

[Please ignore the pseudo pirate beard, tattoos, and the non-standard issue DD chest, as those enhancements have been reworked. And after the Transporter Transitioning and the Hormone Replacement Technology, my Docility Score is now down to 155, after a start point of 265. I am projected to reach the standard 35 soon.]

Hoping you will accept this a formal request to joining the crew of the proposed USS ( CLASSIFIED ) - Starfleet Vessel Exploration Class.

Thank you for your consideration.

Elizabeth Anne JINKINS-JINKLEHYMER-SCHMIDT-LOY - PhDD, AIA, CRSI, AAGOG*

LEED Certified

[*All Around Good Ole Girl!]

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