Lets Party By The Pool & Talk

[Milly]

Warp should go to 11. It's faster.

[Guest jrm]

now engaging ludicrous speed

yaaaaaay space testicles

[Guest Opal]

" Hi Jean !! Luv your new hairdo "

[Guest Sam_P]

*Captain James rushes out from his ready room when he hears those words*

Wecome aboad!! And in regulation uniform1 Congratulations Sir and welcome aboard. We have numerous vacancies in the science section and could also use someone with Starfleet knowledge to serve as Protocol Officer. That would be in addition to your official duties as Science Officer. When you make the acquaintance of our crew you'll understand the necessity.

Please stow your gear and report to the Chief science Officer for assignment

* When Sam's back is turned Captain James does a happy jig*

Ooh, protocol, I'll have em shipshape in no time Sir!

*tidies up the place at the same time* Whew how did the bridge get strewn with so many clothes!? *eyes the crew suspiciously* Took the girls a while to find a uniform they liked eh?

I'll be back with a ruler to check the lengths of those skirts!

[Guest Opal]

" Sir, Deep Space Seven is hailing us and requesting another ETA "

" Sir, Deck thirteen reports the fashion show is about to start....... Wait, sorry sir. Someone was playing a joke on me "

* scowls a bit *

[Guest jrm]

nooooooo burn the rulers burn them

[Guest Jean Davis]

Warp should go to 11. It's faster.

Hey Honey

I got this can of "Octane Boost" if you can find the gas tank, dump it in and we'll see if we can get this bugger to go a bit faster.

" Hi Jean !! Luv your new hairdo "

Thanks Opal

I found this nifty necklace that seems to give my hair more body.

No hair spray required.

LUV

Jean

[JJ]

Communications-Opal please contact the rendezvous ship and inform them that we hhave had a "Technical diifficulty" *Glares at jrm and Jean* and have warped beyond the rendezvous point. We will contact them as soon as we know our ETA

Officers Davis & jrm. Would it be possible or you to verify what speed is indicated and wait for the words"Engage" before warping off into space? Those nice numbers Astrogator Sally gave you actually correspond to map co-ordinates we are attempting to reach. Thank you.

Astrogator Sally-please calculate a course back to our rendezvous point and over see that helm is clear on the procedure.

Officer Opal - Contact DS7 & tell them we will contact them with an ETA as soon as we have that information. is that fresh nail polish? While on duty??

I warned Starfleet-I really did!

Now where has Dee Jay gone. Will somebody follow that trail of feathers and locate our morale officer?-I could sorely use some morale.

EAL- Conseiller -report to the bridge -we have need of your services.

* Hits button for 10 Forward* Micha I need some more of your unique medication.

Captain James' eyes are beginning to glaze*

[Guest Opal]

Communications-Opal please contact the rendezvous ship and inform them that we hhave had a "Technical diifficulty" . We will contact them as soon as we know our ETA

Officer Opal - Contact DS7 & tell them we will contact them with an ETA as soon as we have that information. is that fresh nail polish? While on duty??

" Aye Aye Sir! Messages relayed to both rendezvous ship and to DS7. They acknowledge and are standing by. Why!! How nice of you to notice, Sir!!!! "

* Beams *

[Guest Opal]

* Notices neck muscles of Captain Ravenwood tensing up. Goes over behind him and starts rubbing the back of his shoulders *

[Milly]

Hey Honey

I got this can of "Octane Boost" if you can find the gas tank, dump it in and we'll see if we can get this bugger to go a bit faster.

I got lost trying to find it, got bored and wandered off until I found a room with all the phasers. Pretty pretty shiny shiny :3 So I tried to tape them together and make a super phaser but JJ caught me and now I have to help cook tonights food.

[Guest jrm]

hey theres a trap door in the storage area

why would there be a trap door in a starship???

[Milly]

I dunno but I think it's a sign, door is made to be opened! Perhaps a magical adventure lies behind it. Imma open it.

[Guest Jean Davis]

Communications-Opal please contact the rendezvous ship and inform them that we hhave had a "Technical diifficulty" *Glares at jrm and Jean* and have warped beyond the rendezvous point. We will contact them as soon as we know our ETA

Officers Davis & jrm. Would it be possible or you to verify what speed is indicated and wait for the words"Engage" before warping off into space? Those nice numbers Astrogator Sally gave you actually correspond to map co-ordinates we are attempting to reach. Thank you.

I I Honey Umm Captain

Hits the "Big Red Button"

What? It's the "Emergency Break"

Ok let's turn this puppy around and get to where we have to be.

Anyone know how to use this "Tom Tom" unit or at least have a map?

Ohh Well I guess I'll just have to wing it.

Get that long range seeing thingy ready so I can see where I'm going.

LUV

Jean

[Guest jrm]

-opens trap door-

awww its not narnia just a bunch of old papers

[Milly]

Wait... is the holodeck repaired after that last incident? I will go simulate a holodeck on a holodeck on a holodeck and see if I can get it stuck in an infinite loop. Bwahahaha!

[Guest Opal]

" Sir? Engineering reporting 'Weird Stuff' happening aboard ship, plus one of the dilithium crystals cracked from recent maneuvers. It sounded like someone was crying in the background. Sir??? "

[JJ]

Thank you Opal-that was better till we hit the deck when the emergency brake engaged.

Patch me through to starfleet

*Captain Ravenwood is looking a little............stressed*

Hello Starfleet........Heeeeeeeelllp!

[Guest jrm]

can a simulator simulate a simulation?

[Guest jrm]

-accidently turned on radio jammer-

[Guest Jean Davis]

Thank you Opal-that was better till we hit the deck when the emergency brake engaged.

Patch me through to starfleet

*Captain Ravenwood is looking a little............stressed*

Hello Starfleet........Heeeeeeeelllp!

Ratts I knew I forgot something.

(Flicks a little switch, "Fasten Seatbelts" light comes on)

There all better now.

Sorry about that.

LUV

Jean

[Guest miss kindheart]

Pool Party

I live in Alaska

<< hugs >>

vanna

[Guest Hildagard]

I don't like being Medical! I have to do stuff! I thought the DR's were just supposed to look sexy and not do anything!

Gosh darned you Jobseek.com, you lied to me!

[JJ]

Thank you Jean-better late than never I suppose.

I think star fleet has found another more.shall we say functional? Starship to deliver that plague virus and we have been ordered to contine our shakedown cruise. I believe they may be deciding between Oz-NO Dr. Hilda not your Oz- and Neverland as an appropriate destination for us.

I also need to take this opportunity to point out that "ShakeDon" is not meant to be taken literally.

Dr Hilda-since the most serious injury you ave been called upon to treat is a hangnail, what job do you envision involving LESS work?

And Officer Mica-you are to receive a commendation for your performance yesterday. Your attention to duty and your swift delivery o required supplies greatly assisted your captain in the survival of his duties!

Officer jrm you ave been assigned to the biology department for today. You will be assisting in genetic experimentation on plants

*Captain smiles thinking there is only so much you can do to a plant and there are no buttons. Resists the temptation to also assign Ashley to biology but realized jrm and asley together probably COULD find a way to make a self-detonating plant!*

Welcome aboard Miss Kindheart-you may be somewhat surprised to learn that our Pool party as been evolving from a little gathering by the pool followed a pirate cruise to our present cruise aboard the USS Seeker Starship. We are an exploratory vessel and somewhat unusual. Starfleet used some slightly less complimentary terms but I'll leave it as unusual. The good news is there is a pool where not a few crewpersons still party so you may amuse yourself tere until you chose in which capacity you would prefer to serve.

10 Forward.......nevermind-I will not call for a double at 10AM. I will be strong and IN COMMAND *sigh*

[Guest jrm]

-pours a bunch of chemicals on a plant-

ummmm is this plant supposed to emit a purple gas??