Lets Party By The Pool & Talk

[Milly]

Oooo so the challenge now is to make a bombflower. You're gonna need some of the ships fuel for that! Also a melon.

[Guest jrm]

nah exploding plants are too easy you cant even call that a challenge

[Guest Hildagard]

I could... be... That girl who always sits there on her phone pretending to type stuff on computers?

[Milly]

True enough, hmmmm how about we make a...OH I KNOW! :3 A ravenous carnivorous plant! All we need to do is splice a shark with a flytrap. .....I feel this brooding presence behind me, as if JJ is standing behind me wondering why I am messing around with science....

[JJ]

Engineering-Is there any way to seal of biology??

Report back to me with a plan IMMEDIATELY!!

[Flint]

*slowly peels orange.*

*sits looks around*

*eats it bit by bit slowly*

*smiles*

[Guest jrm]

ooh a carnivorous plant fun lets make it

[Milly]

Too late! This gonna be fun. Alright now to splice them, bring me some duck tape!

[Guest Hildagard]

*looks around*

Someone stole my orange...

[Guest jrm]

-gets duct tape-

here you go

[Flint]

*looks around*

Someone stole my orange...

Erm... I...I'm sorry. That was me. I....I'm a monkey and I steal peoples food. I....

*looks around and scratches head*

[Milly]

And through the wonders of ducktape! Ok now run!

[Guest Hildagard]

That orange was the only thing between me and Scurvy! D:

[Guest jrm]

i knew duct tape was magical

[JJ]

Ah Matty-Good to see you!

Communications Officer Opal is away for a couple of days-I believe her hangnail reoccurred and there was no one to treat it *Glares at Hilda*

Could you man the board in her absence? The job comes with all the fresh fruit you can eat!

Hilda-first you must have a job to pretend to do-and our computers are now all voice entry. let me think-we seem to need additional security in Biology? Or maybe a backup for Mica in 10 Forward-she seems to been deluged with requests today.

Tat reminds me......!0 Forward it is now officially noon-send up the usual to my ready room.

is my ready room blast proof? It is isn't it??

Life Sciences-what do you mean a shark is missing? Have you looked in the pool?? How could anyone lose a shark in a Starship??

AAAAAAASSSSSSSHHHHHHHHLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYY!! jjjjjjrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmm!!!

Report wereabouts and current activities immediately!

[Guest jrm]

sir im in biology

well umm we just made a plant shark hybrid

[Guest Hildagard]

I could be the person who cremates the dead hamsters? Its always sad when a power supply line dies, but Gibbles a Jimminy never got a proper cremation, when will have the humanity instead of sending them off in the airlock?

[Flint]

*gets Hildagard a new orange and an extra one too*

[Guest Hildagard]

I has two Oranges now.

*smiles contently*

NOW FEEL MY WRATH, BWAHA!

*explodes into a million Poptarts that are half eaten*

[Milly]

sir im in biology

well umm we just made a plant shark hybrid

It was pretty cool til security came.

[Flint]

I has two Oranges now.

*smiles contently*

NOW FEEL MY WRATH, BWAHA!

*explodes into a million Poptarts that are half eaten*

*sits scratches head. Looks around at all the poptarts. Makes monkey noises*

I did nothing...

*runs away*

[Guest Renny-sama]

Okay I'm here to smash crystals with a gunblade now

*Smashes Crystal*

*Crystal imbues me with the power of magic but at the cost of four years from now it'll turn me into a monster*

[JJ]

I could be the person who cremates the dead hamsters? Its always sad when a power supply line dies, but Gibbles a Jimminy never got a proper cremation, when will have the humanity instead of sending them off in the airlock?

I suppose you have my permission to use your phaser (Good Heaven Help Us someone let this crew HAVE phasers!!) to cremate those deceased creatures that need cremation as long as you secure permission from their owners or next of kin. Please do NOT confuse the sleeping state of the Maderalian ambassador in the special diplomatic section for a deceased hamster which he greatly resembles. Galactic war would certainly result!!

Oh no the cats!! Did someone mention cats earlier. Security-locate all felines aboard and confine them to zoology. Quickly.

I need a volunteer to check on Ambassador Dinnercus at once. It will require a medical scanner to determine his physical condition.

I think my hair is beginning to turn gray! I remember when I thought my house burning to the ground and having Dee jay's truck in my pool were catastrophies!!

*Captain begins to laugh hysterically*

[Guest Micha]

*Fixes a "Dammit, I'm a doctor, not a mixologist" martini for Hilda*

Who's up for a "Beam me up, Scotchie?"

[JJ]

Welcome aboard Renny-sama. Just one little detail. Those crystals make the ship run. Give us things like light and air. Powers don't help much when frozen in the heart of space!

*Rolls eyes. OMG another one!*

Take your gunblade and join security in seeing the the plant shark is now either a messy pulp or a little pile of toothy ash? In fact it might be best if you followed Ashley and jrm around and disintegrate their creative endeavors.

Hilda-get a bot up here now to deal with that mess and find Matty and apologize-that monkey was the only other sane creature on the bridge and i am rapidly approaching the far end of the spectrum myself