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Eh this is a fairly easy solution.

Step 1. Target alpha flying monkey with phaser set to disintegrate.

Step 2. Watch as he is turned into a crispy critter. All lackeys will cower before your technological superiority.

Step 3. Use super soaker and hit witch. She will melt.

Step 4. Enslave flying monkeys as monkey butlers and thus providing the emerald city with more drones.

Step 5. ?????

Step 6. Profit!

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Step 6. Profit!

Are you part Ferengi?

Oh my, I seem to be the only one left in total control.

Why is there straw all over the bridge?

OK, Captain JJ, I have laid in a course for a place called Kansas - that girl in plaid that had the rainbow fixation and the shaggy dog kept talking about it whenever she stopped that incessant singing.

ETA 06:00 - set view screens to monochromatic - it is said to be a very dull place but at least it is devoid of tall structures, flying monkeys and only a limited number of wicked witches.

Love ya,

Sally

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Nah not ferangi but if we sold the monkeys back at any price we would be making profit. >:3 For all the trouble they caused.

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Eh this is a fairly easy solution.

Step 1. Target alpha flying monkey with phaser set to disintegrate.

Step 2. Watch as he is turned into a crispy critter. All lackeys will cower before your technological superiority.

Step 3. Use super soaker and hit witch. She will melt.

Step 4. Enslave flying monkeys as monkey butlers and thus providing the emerald city with more drones.

Step 5. ?????

Step 6. Profit!

Starfleet Prime Directive forbids our interference in a planet's disputes.

We believe based on appearances and societal values that the so-called witch is evil because her appearance is unconventional and she cackles. But we have no verification of this. Perhaps she is misunderstood or learned her anti-social behaviors are a coping mechanism.

As for the monkeys-they may be functioning under duress. They may be acting out of a sense of dedication and loyalty. Again perhaps we are using our cultural stereotypes to falsely label them as negative or evil beings when in fact loyalty and dedication are virtue.

It could also be wing envy on our part.

We will NOT decimate said native population-however when we reach Shore Leave Planet you may think up flying monkeys and wicked witches and crispy or melt them to your heart's content.

I intend to crispy a few things myself-starting with shady car repairmen, BP oil executives and hellfire and damnation preachers! Good thing they'll all be replicants.

This is gonna be FUN!

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ummm i kinda got rid of the stun settings on all weapons

will that be a problem??

SECURITY-CONFISCATE ALL WEAPONS ON BOARD IMMEDIATELY!

Not a problem jrm unless you mind being defenseless except when on hostile planets. Unless of course you know how to restore stun...??

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ALERT! ALERT!ALLYea i didn't want it to get PERSONNEL REPORT TO DUTY STATIONS AT ONCE! Opal.....OPAL....did you get that last announcement Opal? *Rolls eyes and shakes head* Officer you look like the cat that swallowed the canary today. And where is.......no better not to know AGAIN. Opal you naughty girl!

"Sorry Sir....... I.....I.....Oh thats right, you would rather not know "

*Straightens uniform*

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Please do be careful around this "Wicked Witch of the West". She's not one to be trifling with.

MaryEllen

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Step 6. Profit!

Are you part Ferengi?

Oh my, I seem to be the only one left in total control.

Why is there straw all over the bridge?

OK, Captain JJ, I have laid in a course for a place called Kansas - that girl in plaid that had the rainbow fixation and the shaggy dog kept talking about it whenever she stopped that incessant singing.

ETA 06:00 - set view screens to monochromatic - it is said to be a very dull place but at least it is devoid of tall structures, flying monkeys and only a limited number of wicked witches.

Love ya,

Sally

NO! NO! NOT KANSAS!

We are now ordered to the Shore Leave Planet-See Star Trek OS season 1 episode 14

http://www.cygnus-x1.net/links/lcars/index.html

That annoying girl is to be transported to the Emerald City immediately-

I will not be responsible for my actions if I hear one more chorus of that rainbow song!

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Aye, Aye Captain JJ,

Setting course for "Somewhere over the Rainb.....OW!

Stop throwing things, I was only joking, course laid in and proceeding to the Shore Leave Planet (Luckily I have all of those episodes in my museum of ancient Earth recording devices - something called a VHS) we are making Warp 2 with an ETA of 07:00, it is just a bit farther from Oz than Kansas ts.

Love ya,

Sally

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Not even a little crispy? Dang...fine I'll go try and fix the phaser then.

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You made me do it -this is all your fault!

*breaks into rendition of "It's a Small World After All"

(Repeat ad nauseam until it's permanently etched into your neural synapses.) :D:lol:

Security be advised that the WWOLP previously referenced by Lizette -NOLA has been reported to possibly be lurking in te vicinity-treat with appropriate caution!

Captain Ravenwood out

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Captain JJ signing off for the night.

We should make planet fall by morning.

Anyone for one more chorus of "Small World"?

Micha could you send one of what you're having over to my cabin and don't kep the witc up all nigt gabbing. Tomorrow will probably be a busy day!

Your contribution to another day of service in the Starfleet service is appreciated!

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Attention Crew, Astrogator Sally announcing arrival at the Shore Leave Planet in one hour, 28 minutes and 14 seconds (approximately)- so get your gear together and check your holopost-it notes for group assignements.

This time we are sending a security detail with Ensign Dee Jay so she won't 'fly' off the handle again, so to speak.

Remember, be careful what you wish for because on this planet, they all come true.

Because, "It's a world of wonder....", Ow!

Who keeps throwing things?

I'm the only officer on the bridge and I just know that these nervous young men in red, security tunics and whose names I do not know would not be throwing things at officers because as background players they have a limited time on board already.

I'll just replay the security views of the bridge.. Ensign Dee Jay!

How did you squeeze through those air ducts - they were specifically designed to be too small for anyone to crawl through and yet there you are with Carolyn too!

And were did you find all of those stale cookies?

Let's be careful and have a great shore leave.

Lieutenant Commander Sally, Out

(I got a field promotion in a poppy field - captain JJ was a bit drowsy but he finished the presentation.)

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Crew-I will be remaining aboard ship for awhile to monitor your interactions with the planet until you ave adjusted to the power of your thoughts.

Remember that ere your only limitations are in your imagination!!

Reports are expected periodically so that I may function in that capacity.

Ravenwood standing by

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