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Guest Elizabeth K

emmmm...

doncha have to have morals to be a...

OH! MORALE!

never mind...

Lizzy

OW - pointy is right! [Massages left boo.., side]

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Hi Crew-tonight is our last nig on the sailing ship-lets enjoy these breezes and our tropical punches, a little old fashioned romance- Lizzy you are lovely by moonlight-and Dee Jay-another stunning ankle bracelet!

How creative to include those tiny dolphins that dance when you walk. Nope, not going any further. Just not.

I miss the old crowd and hope they join us on deck this evening.

We should land in time to prepare or our lauch in the morning. Our shuttle craft has been prepared and awaits us

Would someone chop off that giant tentacle crawling across the deck. We really don't have time for a battle with a kraken this evening.

Oh-maybe Dee jay or Lizzy can get it their stilettos then.

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Guest Elizabeth K

STAB! DANG - almost took my shoe with it! Anything with more than two arms is too much for me - all them nasty suction cup thingies and all - where is my umbrella in the tequilla sunrise! DEE JAYYYYYY! come back here with that!!! lOOK OUT FOR THAT DETACHED kraken Teni-thingy ARM... THUD...

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" Dear Captain Sir:

I wish to apply for Ensign rank. I have experience in communications, field medical (remember Colton's head injury ?) and Science research.

I would be willing to serve wherever I am most needed.

I may have to be put in medical stasis for a couple of days soon, but should be fully functioning within normal parameters following stasis.

Outfit...errr Uniform. Need to check and see if it ready.

Thank you sir for your consideration."

Opal

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"Is this uniform acceptable? "

889124-Deluxe-Star-Trek-Movie-Red-Dress-Costume-large.jpg

appointment for Ensign Opal as communications officer approved

uniorm For Ensign Opal approved

Ravenwood

Stardate 51955

Nice ensign Opal!

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My uniform looks a lot like that but I only have the black tights with it - (designed for a 60s TV show!).

And now as we embark on our five year mission to boldly go where no trans has gone before with the USS Seeker as our TRANSport we will seek out new worlds in search of intelligent life capable of accepting us - it might take a little longer so pack an extra change of underwear.

Love ya,

Sally

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Guest Jean Davis

Hey honey, Errr Captain. (oppps) :blush:

Can I drive, drove an 18 wheeler for a number of years. ;)

All you have to worry about is having a full tank of whatever this thing runs on and fully charged batteries for the shields. :D

I don't swerve for smaller objects, either they move or get run over. :lol:

If your ship doesn't have shields I could weld you up a nice heavy bumper gauranteed deer proof. ;)

Whoo hoo where's the steering wheel and gas pedal. :lol:

LUV

Jean

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Guest Karen Marie Harris

Did anyone remember to bring the taco salad? Not a problem, Ill have plenty but no one should

expect ME IN BIKINI!!!! (NOT GOOOOD) S I will probably show up in a standard 1 pc. bathing suit

with alot of ruffles around the chest area. Might as well make sure my nails are done the same

color as my toes, and, oh by the way......must not forget the "BETTER THAN SEX SALAD ha!ha!

Hugs and Kisses

Karen Marie

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Guest Hildagard

I have special abilities! I can sit down so fast it creates lightning. I can has extra role now please?

*whimper whimper*

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Guest Donna Jean

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I can't wait to get underway.....

Maybe find a place where we're totally accepted...well, it's a shot!

Who has the helm?

Did anyone see my communicator? I need to charge it...I was up all night talking to Lizzy and I think that the batteries conked out!

Space Cookies anyone?

They're light and fluffy...practially float away!

Cap'n JJ, Sir!

Esn. Dee Jay ready with the morale talk before we get underway!

Dee Jay

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Uh about your communicator... Well see I was playing with it in the holodeck and uh well one thing led to another and well the hologram guys stole it and I think they are using it to try and make a black hole or something. Sowwy :(

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Need a bartender? ^_^

Appointment as bartender in 10 forward approved for Officer Micha

Ravenwood

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5195

Welcome aboard Michha!

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can i just chill in the background? im pretty good at it!

hugs, Nikki

That would be morale duty crewperson Nikki-we always need people just chillin' to remind us to keep our cool-so welcome aboard!

Appointment approved

Ravenwood

Stardate 51956

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Hey honey, Errr Captain. (oppps) :blush:

Can I drive, drove an 18 wheeler for a number of years. ;)

All you have to worry about is having a full tank of whatever this thing runs on and fully charged batteries for the shields. :D

I don't swerve for smaller objects, either they move or get run over. :lol:

If your ship doesn't have shields I could weld you up a nice heavy bumper gauranteed deer proof. ;)

Whoo hoo where's the steering wheel and gas pedal. :lol:

LUV

Jean

Helms person appointment approved for Officer Jean

Ravenwood

Stardate 51956

Welcome aboard Jean and keep tose apendages off the helm till our official laund time! astrogator Sally will be supplying our co-ordinates when we are ready to make way.

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My uniform looks a lot like that but I only have the black tights with it - (designed for a 60s TV show!).

And now as we embark on our five year mission to boldly go where no trans has gone before with the USS Seeker as our TRANSport we will seek out new worlds in search of intelligent life capable of accepting us - it might take a little longer so pack an extra change of underwear.

Love ya,

Sally

Astrogator Sally-my thanks for so clearly stating our mission for us.

And I am very pleased to see your uniform! We are perhaps the most motley crew to ever man crew a Starship and it lends a more military air when we have uniforms that are both appropriate and attractive

Captain Ravenwood

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*Grin*

I couldn't possibly be referring to the er....... creative uniforms favored by our morale and security personnel when i referred to our motley crew could I??

Love JJ

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Did anyone remember to bring the taco salad? Not a problem, Ill have plenty but no one should

expect ME IN BIKINI!!!! (NOT GOOOOD) S I will probably show up in a standard 1 pc. bathing suit

with alot of ruffles around the chest area. Might as well make sure my nails are done the same

color as my toes, and, oh by the way......must not forget the "BETTER THAN SEX SALAD ha!ha!

Hugs and Kisses

Karen Marie

Good Morning Karen Marie-the taco salad is delicious and makes a nice meal before we actually depart for our new adventure aboard USS Starship Seeker.

Bikini's are not actually preferred attire for crewpersons although we are allowing more than usual leeway in uniform aboard for this voyage. And we will have a pool available where a one piece suit would be most acceptable.

There is almost ever conceivable position available aboard the Starship since we will function as a self contained community. What is your pleasure?

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I have special abilities! I can sit down so fast it creates lightning. I can has extra role now please?

*whimper whimper*

Welcome aboard Hilda!

For which position do your rather unique abilities suit you?

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