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hey hey hey hey hey hey whats the big red button do huh huh huh??? tellllll meeeee

You should push it! Come on do it for me! Push it please???

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I'll just sit here.

At your pleasure lieutenant Matthias.

Welcome aboard!

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Welcome aboard Hilda!

For which position do your rather unique abilities suit you?

Dr in the Medical Bay suits me fine. Nothing like Butt-lightning to jump start a heart.

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Pushing buttons is fun! So yeah the holodeck guys are outta control tho...I lost count of them when they gained the ability to self replicate. I'm just gonna close that door for now and let JJ deal with it.

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Dr in the Medical Bay suits me fine. Nothing like Butt-lightning to jump start a heart.

Appointment approved Dr. Hilda.

Welcome to the crew!

Ravenwood

Stardate 51956

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Uh about your communicator... Well see I was playing with it in the holodeck and uh well one thing led to another and well the hologram guys stole it and I think they are using it to try and make a black hole or something. Sowwy :(

We need supply up here stat w/ a new communicator!

Crewperson Ashley consider yourself on report-playing with someone else's communicator in the holodeck is against regulation. Security! Get someone down to the holodeck to secure that comunicator

*Rolls eyes and thinks-"Sheesh we haven't even left dock yet and they've had me jumping all morning." Looks calm confident and in control*

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hey hey hey hey hey hey whats the big red button do huh huh huh??? tellllll meeeee

That is a sel eject bitton -Your job as security is to protect the ship! Not to eject yourself into space!

Report to the holodeck immediately for an urgent security detail. Those weapons of yours may come in handy anyway.

I said NOW unless you prefer to explore space from inside a brig-do not touch ANYTHING on the bridge

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You should push it! Come on do it for me! Push it please???

Crewperson Ashey-do you not have duties elsewhere? Perhaps you would like to help Micha set up Ten Forward for a launch celebration? Otherwise I suggest you report to your cabin and review the regulations under the heading insubordination wit particular attention on the section concerning consequences thereof

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I'll be good, mostly :3 Besides, the celebration thing sounds fun. I'll get the streamers and fireworks.

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Ladies and gentlemen- Too binary-Crewpersons! Your attention please!

We are now launching on our long and exciting adventures into deep space to seek out accepiance and enlightened societies. it will prove to be a challenging adventure as we head into unknown quadrants.

we will also be sharing a community aboard our Starship and will be subject to Starfleet regulations and discipline for the safety of our mission, our ship and our crew. The necessity for such discipline has become evident even before we left dock. But those situations are now well in hand.

Would those finding the stresses of space travel affecting their outlook please report to Ensign Dee jay as soon as distress becomes apparent. And those experiencing physical distress are urged to report to Dr. Hilda in Sickbay.

That said allow me to welcome each of you to our crew and announce and ongoing launch party in 10 Forward for OFF DUTY personnel. Feel free to join the celebration-starting in approximately 2 hours as your rotation ends

Astrogator Sally-Please set your course for the second star to the righht and straight on till morning

Captain Ravenwood out

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"Sir, Star Fleet Command on a secure channel for your eyes only "

Patch it through Officer.

*Now what??!!*

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Anyone feeling a little "off" can meet me down on the holodeck for some bigg HUGGS and a walk on the beach...

On "off duty" time of course!

Esn. Dee Jay

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" Captain Ravenwood, Sir, we are being hailed by an alien freighter. According to the universal translator, they have 'gifts' for us, and they are ready to transport directly to Ten Forward "

* Wonders how do they know about Ten Forward ???!!! *

" Sir, there are unauthorized communications coming from within Holideck Three! "

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Hey dun look at me, I wanted to bring the tribble aboard but I thought that may have caused a bit too much drama. >.>

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No!,No, No Starfleet!!

We are NOT prepared to transport plague medication to DS7.

But you don't UNDERSTAND. You haven't met this crew. The mprale officer wears stilettos and FEATHERS!!

And security-we may be in more danger from security than we are from Romulans.Have you seen those uniforms and weapons? Nevermind you do not want to!!

And medical-my Chief Medical Officer's main qualification is a fast butt!!

Yes Sir! I understand sir! We will be prepare to rondevous in 2 hours to receive the vaccine. Oh and a briefing on certain conditions on the stationt. Oh that sounds promising.

Thank you sir.

Ravenwood out.

Medical-I need something for a headache! Stat.

Has anyone seen Lizzy??-last I saw her she was slaying that Kraken tentacle we had for dinner last night -a bit chewy wasn't it?

Attention crew we have a little change in plan-we're proceeding to DS7 . I will brief you further on a need to know basis when more information becomes available.

Ravenwood out

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Has anyone seen Lizzy??-last I saw her she was slaying that Kraken tentacle we had for dinner last night -a bit chewy wasn't it?

Ravenwood out

Oh Tentacle!.......you said "Tentacle.....

*whew*

Esn. Dee Jay

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Now let me see, DS7......

That's on the charts here somewhere, between DS6 and DS8 I think but my Starfleet Academy was a long time ago.\\OK, I'll just turn left at that next Nebulae and that should do it.

The course is set, Capttain - awaiting your orders.

Love ya,

Sally (Starfleet's friendliest Astrogator)

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" Sir, Deep Space Seven is hailing us and requesting ETA "

* comm to Dee Jay * *whispers* "I broke a nail. Should I see you or Dr. Hilda about it???" :(

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" Sir, Deep Space Seven is hailing us and requesting ETA "

* comm to Dee Jay * *whispers* "I broke a nail. Should I see you or Dr. Hilda about it???" :(

*comm to Opal* *whispers*...go to the doc first..then come see me..I'll kiss it...make it better..

Dee Jay

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