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You'll get yours...

*mumbles profanities while heading for the cleaning bot dispenser*

have to do all the work around here

I guess I better go find that monkey and give him his Immunizations...

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Sounds like a taker for that scotch. ;)

Make that a double-no...a triple. Staying sober and in charge around here is harmful to your health!!

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At least my secret stash of Sally's heavenly cookies is safe in the ready room!!

;)

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At least my secret stash of Sally's heavenly cookies is safe in the ready room!!

;)

They were. Ha! No cookies are safe from me. I can find them and then disappear like it's nothing.

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Astrogator Sally-did you bring me any of those fampus cookies of yours?? Seems mine ave vanished. I'm bereft

*Ponders response to peace pipe-considers that it is keeping them occupied and......peaceful. Decides to ignore it*

Sally after you whip up a new batch of cookies could you plot a course for Oz. I've have concluded that the last thing we need here now is a flying boy and a ticking crocodile-no telling what Ashley & co would make with that!!!

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Guest Donna Jean

Sorry Cap'n....

I've been slightly absent for the last day or so....

There was naked mud wrestling on the holodeck and I....uh....well....

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Sorry Cap'n....

I've been slightly absent for the last day or so....

There was naked mud wrestling on the holodeck and I....uh....well....

dj

I assume you won! Now please go shower and dress and repot back to the bridge. Te crew has been running amok. Although I think they may be feeling a bit more relaxed this morning

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Aye, Aye, Captain!

Let me see Oz, that is somewhere over the rainbow asteroid belt and then follow the yellow brick nebulae.

Course plotted and slightly dismayed that a senior officer was involved in the naked mud wrestling - where do you wear your insignias?

Love ya,

Sally

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Hilda-could you get Micha a double espresso and a proper uniform? i realize that falls outside your duties but we specialize in rendering aid to those in need.

Thank you Sally. Please advise when the Yellow Brick nebulae is insight. I've always wanted to visit te native Munchkins. But keep an eye out for unexpected flyng objects. That sector is well known for unusual phenomena.

Donna Jean-a feather boa does not constitute appropriate Starfleet attire-a least go add a leotard!

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Donna Jean-a feather boa does not constitute appropriate Starfleet attire-a least go add a leotard!

Aye, Cap'n......

Dee Jay

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Aye, Cap'n......

Dee Jay

And Dee Jay-should the need arise to mow anything on Oz-may I recommend a Kevlar vest!!

As a further caution-mowing in nothing BUT a Kevlar vest can result in unforeseen consequences. There are no Amish on Oz but those Munchkins can be quite surprising by all reports.

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Thank you Sally. Please advise when the Yellow Brick nebulae is insight. I've always wanted to visit te native Munchkins. But keep an eye out for unexpected flyng objects. That sector is well known for unusual phenomena.

Umm Honey, ohh Ratts. I meant Captain :blush:

We haven't reached the "Yellow Brick Nebula" yet but I do believe that we found our first unusual phenomena. What is that? :blink:

LUV

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Uh oh, I think we hit that peace pipe too close to the vents. Um people are seeing flyin monkeys :D

Maybe we can splice one of the monkeys with a plant later....for science!

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Uh oh, I think we hit that peace pipe too close to the vents. Um people are seeing flyin monkeys :D

Maybe we can splice one of the monkeys with a plant later....for science!

No No

That's not it. :o

The long range looky thingy has picked up something. Can't really make it out but it looks weird. :huh:

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Jean

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Thank you Officer Jean! * Gives Jean a sly smile and a wink*

Keep it under observation and put onscreen as soon as you have a good visual.

Science -scan and give me your best conjecture about the object.

Officer Jean-what is the trajectory??

Ashley-if you are seeing flying monkeys I suggest you stow your pipe in a secure location and have a nice little toes-up.

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Captain JJ,

There is a serious breech of security - it seems like flying monkeys have stolen all of your cookies and the replicator with the secret recipe.

I'll try to get it back - we are changing courses and going to warp speed.

Love ya,

Sally

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